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Nerd? [24 Jul 2007|02:28pm]
Stole this off Manny. How nerdy am I? Less nerdy than he it would seem. :p

I am nerdier than 43% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out!

Finished Harry Potter last night. Good overall, and will make for an action packed movie, but gah, did she have to be so cliche. You practically knew half the things were coming that came in those last few chapters.

And the last chapter was just unnecessary. We didn't need to see that, though I suppose she's left it open should she ever want to start another series.

Playing FFXII now. Kickass.
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Thief [07 Jul 2007|06:40pm]
Having not stolen something from Kate for quite a while, I decided it was about time I got back in the game. So I've stolen some of her quizzes, even though they're designed for girls. It's a bitter sting for her internet connection stealing ways.

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And some quizzes not specifically designed for the female of the species, to level things out. Though they're mostly still just a bit girly.

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[18 Aug 2006|07:10pm]
[ mood | drained ]

Some stuff stolen from Kate, without any guilt since she accused me of being a necrophiliac. That whore.

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Lovely weather isn't it Mari? [13 Aug 2006|01:34pm]
[ mood | drained ]

First of all, there's a fucking mouse in my house! I opened the back door, and shooed it into the kitchen, and I think it must have ran out, but I can't be sure. I checked everywhere but couldn't find it. It could well just be hiding.

Crafty mice.

A bring with me quizzes, because I'm bored.

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Right, that's enough for today.

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[08 Aug 2006|05:53pm]
[ mood | bored ]

And a quick rant and then I'm done. A letter from the Daily Mirror. Not nearly as witty or informed as the letters in The Times, but hey. She is in italics. My thoughts for this very journal are underneath.

Victoria Beckham has a new haircut and is heralded a style icon. But she's a little late on this one as her style has been paraded by the trendy girls of Brighton for months now.

So Posh must be losing her touch! Next time you change your style, Victoria, go to Brighton first to make sure we haven't beaten you to it.

Cate Manning, Brighton

Wow, Cate Manning, what great advice. Each and every time Posh fancies a new hair cut, she should trawl the streets of Brighton and make sure that no one else is sporting the same cut. Why even stop there. Why not take your anal retentiveness to a whole new level. Perhaps Posh should scout the entire world, and make sure that if she has a new bonnet, there is no other in the entire world sharing it. Heaven forbid someone might have beaten her to it. How her world would come crashing down around her in a wave of locusts and fire.

Cate Manning from Brighton, if I were your hairdresser, I would have an accidental slip with the scissors, accidently hoping to lop of an ear, and perhaps, quite accidently, the majority of your head. You know why the girls in Brighton weren't heralded a style icon? Because they aren't famous, and no one cares about their hair, so stick that up your pipe and smoke it.

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Incidently, back when I was around 15, my girlfriend cut her hair in a similar style to Posh here. She looked awful and I dumped her.

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Yay! [07 Aug 2006|12:47pm]

I have the internet again. If anyone in the UK wants a quick internet connection, I recommend they avoid Tiscali. This is the second time they've took a ridiculous amount of time to connect us.

I shall do a proper update at some point, and change the layout, since the World Cup was an age ago, England lost, and Beckham quit as skipper.

Ten thousand curses!
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Lots of questions [21 Jun 2006|10:24pm]
[ mood | blank ]

Stolen from Mari, and in the process, I prove one of her questions to be correct. That all-knowing bitch.

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I officially hate job hunting. It is the most insipid task in the history of mankind. People should be queuing up to employ me. I shouldn't have to go out there and ask for a job myself. :p

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Facebook [12 Jun 2006|12:10am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

There's a group on Facebook concerning Rock/Paper/Scissors and I had to post the main text because it just tickled me.

Group Info Name: There's No Fucking Way Paper Beats Rock

Type: Just for Fun - Totally Random

Description: I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors... but there is NO fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically 'wrap around' rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why --- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds...

When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh shit, I'm sorry --- I thought paper would protect you, ASSHOLE!"


I couldn't resist the lure of Facebook any longer. They're all at it.

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So hot, eh? [05 May 2006|04:24pm]
The weather in so good in England right now, and it couldn't have come at a more crappy time. I got up early to finish my Public Law notes, got a couple of pages done, and then went the pub and sat in a local park with all the other students for a few hours. I need rain and wind for my motivation.
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... [26 Apr 2006|02:12pm]
Stolen myself a meme from Manny.

You have my apologies Manny. A dirty thief I am, but it seemed like a good meme.

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Did you check under the bed? [20 Apr 2006|11:15pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Firstly, you're so right. I binge eat to hell. I'm currently entertaining myself with a packet of Jaffa Cakes, having already eaten a packet of Monster Munch, a king size Snickers, and all my daily meals. Yesterday I got through over 1500 calories worth of chocolate digestives amongst other sweets, and again, on top of my normal meals. How I weigh only 150 pounds when I'm 5'11" is surely a mystery to science.

Secondly, new layout, because let's face it, who doesn't like to look at pretty people? Look at the guy in my user pic. Wouldn't you give your soul for him? I already did.


We are in search of a male caucasian, aged 21.
Last seen a few days ago, accompanied no doubt by a mirror and a cell phone.
This man, presumed of evil disposition, is believed to be harmless unless critiqued about his looks.
We warn the public that, while he is at large, no son, daughter or pet is safe. You're best to keep windows and doors closed.
If you live in an area predominately consisting of hills, you're also safe.
This man is believed to be armed to the teeth, with a myriad of insults, sarcasm laden remarks and a healthy dose of vanity.

You do make me laugh. It's most amusing how you remember silly little things, ie the hills, and then use them against me in a vicious slur on my personality. You sir, are a wench. A vain, scandalous, spur-galled clotpole of a varlet if you will.

Believe it or not, the reason I've not been around much is because when crossing the road to my local confectionary store, I was savaged by a flock of wild geese, and in the resulting pandemonium I was mowed down by a Tesco's lorry. The ambulance that rushed me to hospital was quite unexpectedly carried away by an over-sized mallard duck, who appeared to blame me for the whole goose incident, when frankly, it really wasn't my fault. After I infected the bastard mallard duck with a healthy dose of bird flu and made a run for it, I finally made it home and posted this LJ entry. I've just made this story up.

In other news, I've finished my box of Jaffa Cakes and I'm still hungry. Feed me.

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So, you've stolen a meme eh? [11 Apr 2006|10:44pm]
Stolen from CeeJay, taking care to bat my eyelids all the while.

How to make a forbidden_john

3 parts success

1 part crazyiness

5 parts ego

9 parts fantastic good looks

7 parts astounding intelligence

2 parts getting banned

5 parts fierce friend
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness, and spin around at a frienzied speed until a WWD game ban, and later a full CTP ban follow, and later a scuppered attempt to join ADA under a different username. Known to cause violent hangovers.
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So, you're a crazy, unhinged psycho? [07 Apr 2006|04:53pm]
Someone on my uni law board linked this, and I feel the need to share.

Yes, we lawyers need to find better ways to spend our days, but hell, this is the most hilarious and disturbing thing I've saw in a while.

And further, are you bored of being called a wench, and wish there was a more exciting and challenging insult thrown your way? Look no further.


Thou greasy common-kissing leprous witch!

Thou currish doghearted murderous coward!

Thou meddling tallow-faced whore-master!

Thou clouted dizzy-eyed malt-horse!

Thou slanderous white-livered horn-beast!

Oh I could go on. The English has the best language for insults. :p
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So, you dead yet? [06 Apr 2006|07:20pm]
An entry unlrelated to FGB. It was time I feel. It was time.

Stolen from Katherine.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press the button and find out."
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So then, it be Saturday. [01 Apr 2006|01:11am]
[ mood | tired ]

And I declare Saturday, Super Saturday.

Everything will be super, and better still, bathed in alliteration.

New layout: Because despite having never watched V for Vendetta, I've become mildly obsessed by it.

Now, I be off to watch the latest episodes of Desperate Housewives and Lost on my computer before hitting the sack. I'll have a super sleep, and when I wake, I'm going to be in a super mood.

Super is such an underused word.

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More thievery. [31 Mar 2006|06:21pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

Arrogant Friday huh? Huh?

I ponder what Saturday could have in store?

Now, warrior thing stolen from Gina, who has been a major victim of theft lately. Well, she has some good shit.

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So, I was out thieving again... [29 Mar 2006|11:12am]
[ mood | amused ]

Meme stolen from Gina.

Along with a few choice pieces of information that I view as excellent bargaining tools.

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Callous. Trivial. It's like they have a database on me.

It's a little bit hit and miss. I do like a system of rules and some order, but then, if I don't like the rules then I'm not overly inclined to follow them, so yeah, the description isn't quite right. Calm, realistice, excellent leader and pragmatist are all pretty much on the spot.

Easily flustered? Sometimes, but not often.

So there we go. It missed out bitter and out for revenge, which I could very well be prompted into at some point soon.

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... [28 Mar 2006|11:38am]

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theft and a half [24 Mar 2006|01:45pm]
[ mood | cynical ]

Stolen from Kate, because she needs to feel the sting of theft. :p

Under the cut.

Question type thingy.

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Sidenote, The Kooks album rocks.

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movie meme [10 Feb 2006|01:35pm]
[ mood | pessimistic ]

Stolen from Kail. I also saw fit to steal his nationality.

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There we go, 79.

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